Owólabi Aboyade
August 11, 2025
~excerpt from “A manual for modern mothers”
Our ancestors were forced to endure the humiliation of what they quaintly called “death.” Few lived to their fullest potential. We can hardly imagine how they were constrained
by the frailties of organic matter
and pharmaceuticalogy. Today, science and modern medical technology have evolved, as the Charles Darwinists predicted, to fit together well being and wealth in ways that
exceed all statistical measures!
Most of us can appreciate this inevitable occurrence and we want our families to celebrate along side us. We are fortunate to have children who are providing
programming innovating and efficizing to take
us a country that truly can last forever. Often people suffer because they do not know any better, but you have a mother’s wisdom, and with your forethought and your timely investment,
your son or daughter will never have to suffer
ever
again.
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“Look, I have Alzheimers in my family tree. My grandfather couldn’t even remember who he was. Not even when my father yelled his name at him. To visit him in his condo frightened me. I’ve never told anyone how many times I sobbed like a little baby on the shoulders of his nurses, TayRenay, CoraZone, and Miss Aset. With Intelligence Legacy, my mother or father will never have to experience that. We will upload them at the first sign of decline. Their legacy will be eternal, never tarnished in my memory.”
“My grandparents sold a massive data tracking company in the ‘20s, and my grandmother put a lot of that money into investment funds. My sibling and I are the only beneficiaries. Mother insisted on getting me this insane apartment in Union Square. She also signed up for Intelligence Legacy. My coworkers could never afford to live where I stay. I saw one of them go through the loss of her mommy. She almost lost her job because she fell into depression and asked for an extra day off work. Mother is so wise for having invested in this life-saving technology. My husband and I hope it runs in the family.”
“Mother, I want that. Now! Do you hear me?”
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We know you
Would do anything for your son. Can you picture him crying
At your funeral, pushing down unpleasant
Unnatural feelings into his successful,
Powerful heart? Of course not.
You are good mother. You wiped his ass,
Stood between him and the law. Now he needs
You more than ever. Don’t wait
Until you have to make unpleasant
Decisions. We may have conquered
Death, Sadness. Intelligence
Legacy is still attacking that scourge,
Sickness. Purchase Intelligence Legacy
While your lil rebel is 20
Or younger. Become a Select
Patron. This is love
You earned Forever.
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One: An Intelligence Legacy representative will meet you at your magnificent home at your convenience. Two: Plug in your cell phone, your laptop into our Cloud Carrier. Three: The company will find your photographs, your images, your voice mails, your phone calls, your previous purchases, your life as a browser and a buyer, wherever they may be. Four: We will upload them onto the You Genics App. Five: Your son can choose when to turn on “the new you.” When he needs a familiar voice. When he needs a mother’s loving word. When he needs a reassurance, a reminder. Six: You will live forever in your son’s life. “The new you,” powered by what derisively used to be called “artificial intelligence” will be responsive with your voice and tendencies. You Genics will always be a click away.
Coming Soon: Mind Melding You Genics Legacy. With a painless chip implant, your son won’t even have to lift a finger to be comforted by your digital likeness. Instantaneous comfort.
Coming Very Soon: Select Deluxxx Intelligence Legacy, an intelligent companion who can rub your son’s back, shake his hand, cook him dinner, write reports in a voice of his choosing, summarize bestselling self help books for him, perform complicated search functions, optimized to your son’s desires, delete browsing history.
If, for any reason, you want to purchase Intelligence Legacy for your daughter, of course you are in your rights to do so. It’s a free world.
It’s our world. Together we can bequeath an Intelligent Legacy to your child, to your precious, irreplaceable son.